South of the Mason Dixon

[ruffcut]

 Choke it to death?  Just how much torque does it take to properly choke a chicken?

[cooter]

       I was working at this little trading post right up tight to the frontier when here comes.........................................................Parker. He had gotten himself in hot water with a thirteen year old girl(she looked 12) so now he`s gonna stock up on traps and well, supplies for six months but before he heads up to his hideout he asks if there`s any working girls around to witch the bar keep says no girls but you can have a go at "ol Bill over there". Parker gets hot and says hell no he don`t go for that shit and he was gone.
      Six months pass and he drops his furs off over at the place you drop fur and headed for the saloon.
 Wiskey and a woman gol dang it, Im sportin big wood!! bar keep says,here`s yo whiskey but still no wimmin............."ol Bill`s still here tho. I DONT GO FO THAT SHIT says Parker but he`s pounding waterglass shots of JD and calls mr.barkeep over and asks who all would have to know if he did slip ol bill the trouser trout. barkeep says ruff and cooter and maybe those two guys over there and himself.
 Parker says why do all these guys have to watch. barkeep says
 these guys have to hold ol bill down. ya see ol bill don`t go for that shit either.
                                                                                                               
                                                                                                               the end

I do have the piccy of this. will find and post later.

 

[cooter]

Choke it to death?  Just how much torque does it take to properly choke a chicken?

Harley man has a firm grip and a long stroke.


No Doubt...........

[ruffcut]

  Speaking off choking reminds me if you guys wanna meet up over at xit 67 for a steak and you guys say yeah and then dont show. I think The Doc is into it. I think Cooter should be if I play his song.
 Cooter`s song..........steak and baked tater /veggie and a toss salad. Renegade might be hoodwinkled into comming too but he`s waiting for a short novel from one of us.
  There doesn`t seem to be a whole lot of members posting any more. I think they went up to STN to bitch about harleys and harley riders.      Ruffcut out.

[cooter]

MMMM  steak and pancakes....

When?

 

[Gar]

I'm in. Too much bitchin about Hardley Ablesons at other places.

[Renegade]

Someone clarify the date and that there location (exit 67) on some unknown highway and I'll do my damndest to get there if the wife hasn't already committed me to something else.

[Gar]

Exit 67, I-79, West by God Virginia. Truck stop on the hill to the west of the interstate, overlooking the highway. Big ass honkin' parkin' lot on the bottom for the truck stop, up the hill is the restaurant and motel. Serve steaks in a skillet.

No date or time yet. 100% Ruff's call. He says when, we ride.

[ruffcut]

Someone clarify the date and that there location (exit 67) on some unknown highway and I'll do my damndest to get there if the wife hasn't already committed me to something else.

   OOPS!!   It`s on I 79 on southbound side. If you were headed north on 79 when you pass RT 19 youve got another 10 miles. It sets directly behind Skidmore`s Truck Stop.
   Johnstown is calling for snow on friday so I`m not doing any long stuff yet. I`d like to know just what my ancestors were thinking when they set up camp here.

[Gar]

Someone clarify the date and that there location (exit 67) on some unknown highway and I'll do my damndest to get there if the wife hasn't already committed me to something else.

   Johnstown is calling for snow on friday so I`m not doing any long stuff yet. I`d like to know just what my ancestors were thinking when they set up camp here.

They were thinkin' "Why the f*&K don't we go further south?" To which the wimmin said "F*&k no, you'll just be lookin' at the other wimmin in bikinis". A fryin' pan then went swiftly up upon yer ancestor's head (both of 'em) and he said (in a very high pitched voice) " Ice and snow sounds good to me, it keeps the swelling down"

[Renegade]

This look like the place?

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Sycamore+Rd,+Trenton,+OH+45067&daddr=Co+Route+19%2F22%2FScott+Fork+Rd&hl=en&geocode=FSVPWgIdRnD3-ik9DeYyL0NAiDEcrH9UWLxBKw%3BFTyXTgIdkycx-w&mra=ls&sll=38.704049,-80.6622&sspn=0.007075,0.009667&ie=UTF8&ll=38.701655,-80.663466&spn=0.0283,0.038667&t=h&z=15

[Gar]

das it.