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Offline Gar

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Crazy effin day
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:18:48 PM »
Police arrived at my office today around lunch time ... for the second time.


Aren't you glad you are a divorce attorney. ;D

On a side note, I got another gun today. Kimber .45acp/1911

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Re: Crazy effin day
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 06:08:56 AM »
Police arrived at my office today around lunch time ... for the second time.


Did you call them, or did someone call them about you ?     ???    ::)     ;D
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Re: Crazy effin day
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 03:13:08 PM »
1st time they arrived with my client as she was afraid her husband would attack her. Second time, she was gone, husband was at my office and 911 was called as I removed the bastard from my office. I told him I wouldd not talk to him, he cussed I told him to leave, he refused, I made him. He picked up a folding chair to hit me. I removed that from him. He did get one hit in on my chin, I then grabbed both wrists and sat his ass down. As he continued to cuss me, and my return cussing back, I threw him out the door. He threatened to come back with a gun.
The whole time I was just thinking "is this moron this stupid?" I didn't want to hurt him, so I never tried to hit him, and I had to hold back to not throw him through the window, and only sit him down in the window sill(about 1' wide). But if he ever steps foot in this office again, he will be hurt.
 The police arrived a few minutes after he left. For some reason, I had stopped keeping a gun here at the office. We now have guns in the office.

I like guns. Yesterday was the perfect reason to buy a new one.  ;D

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Re: Crazy effin day
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 08:57:08 PM »
You should be on that show thats has worlds dangerous jobs. I can see a divorce attorney being one.

R.Markus

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Re: Crazy effin day
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 10:15:24 PM »
The police arrived a few minutes after he left.

We do that on purpose.  ;)

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Re: Crazy effin day
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 02:40:02 PM »
WWF  Lawyer style!!
Ride On!

1nakidbandit

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Re: Crazy effin day
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 03:15:59 AM »
Will you be offering training for other lawyers. I will pay to send ours to the first class.


Mark

Basco

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Re: Crazy effin day
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2009, 11:13:09 PM »
The police arrived a few minutes after he left.

We do that on purpose.  ;)

We all know that.  ;D